Best Funny Short Videos of 2023
A collection of SEVEN (7) of my favorite funny short videos of 2023
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1: Sabine Hazan, Superfreak
this is a little bit naughty…
Sometimes I think of an idea, and I become OBSESSED until I do a mock-up to see how it plays out.
When I saw Sabine Hazan on The Highwire w/Del Bigtree, and heard her talking about building a “pipeline for finding COVID in the stools”… You mean, like a SEWER LINE!?? — OMG, I think I spit out my drink I was laughing so hard.
I instantly thought of the Rick James song. (I’m pretty sure that “getting freaky” as a pseudonym for “back-door”-sex, which seemed appropriate here, since Sabine Hazan seems copro/anal obsessed, esp with her misconduct charges relating to he performing colonoscopies on 5 patients.
How DESPERATE are these Virus Pushers, that, since they can’t get people to self-PCR or self-RFT/RAT anymore, they have to resort to testing people’s FECES (without their consent), at Municipal Wastewater Treatment Plants (!!) using an un-validated test, never calibrated to real-world CRM (Certified Reference Materials — because none exist!) to find a FAKE virus, never observed in the Real-World?
Corman/Drosten PCR: didn’t calibrate to real-world CRM:
“In the present case of 2019-nCoV, virus isolates or samples from infected patients have so far not become available to the international public health community. We report here on the establishment and validation of a diagnostic workflow for 2019-nCoV screening and specific confirmation, designed in absence of available virus isolates or original patient specimens.”
https://www.eurosurveillance.org/content/10.2807/1560-7917.ES.2020.25.3.2000045CDC PCR: also didn’t calibrate to real-world CRM:
”Since no quantified virus isolates of the 2019-nCoV were available for CDC use at the time the test was developed and this study conducted, assays designed for detection of the 2019-nCoV RNA were tested with
characterized stocks of in vitro transcribed full length RNA…“
https://www.fda.gov/media/134922/download
Because NONE EXISTS:
220 Institutions in 40 nations: No Virus
Do I need to remind you now that there are NO SUCH THINGS as Viruses?
Seems so… MANY people still are confused on social media and in the comments.
And NO I CANNOT PROVE THAT! It is impossible to prove the non-existence of something which has never been seen. See: Burden of Proof
The best I can really say is that “No virus has ever been isolated”.
I had already been familiar with Hazan when I saw the Bigtree segment, as at least one of the leadership people I was hanging with at the time had been in contact with her.
2: Blow the Wind remix
feat. Derrick Broze, Amazing Polly, Del Bigtree, Pam Popper, Mary Holland, Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson), Dr. Tom Cowan (the voice of sanity at the end)
This is based on an EXCELLENT remix by Yuri Wong of some COVID sermons delivered by flamboyant Texas minister, Dr. Kenneth Copeland:
Source samples #1: Judgment Is Executed on COVID-19: by Kenneth Copeland, Mar 30, 2020
Source samples #2 (main): 2020 Virtual Victory Campaign (April 2-4): A Supernatural Heat Wave! (The good part: start at around 26:30 and listen for ~5 min)
COVID-19 ("Blow The Wind" Remix), by Yuri Wong
3: It’s time to Get Smart
This video is TOO HOT for Alec Zeck and the rest of the Twitter Blue Checks:
FTR: I dispute what he says here about Palevsky and Merritt.
Palevsky pushes a variation on Duesberg’s “Passenger Virus” theory (for example in his 10/26/2020 film, “COVID-19 Exposed” produced by Jason Shurka) which can easily be seen to be bogus once you understand what a hypothesis/independent variable is.
If a virus is only pathogenic SOMETIMES, and benign at other times, then it sounds like there are confounding variables. ie., you didn’t get the right independent variable.
OK, Palevsky did make a good statement (WHEN EDITED!) at Medical Doctors for Covid Ethics Q+A recently (3/2023). [Edited version] [Full session]. But he is INCONSISTENT. He and Lee Merritt both. Both of them took digs at me personally, and mentioned this Substack when we exposed Poornima Wagh as a fraud.
They both thought we were too harsh on Wagh. Neither one could acknowledge the damage which could be done to the reputation of the #NoVirus movement if she gained popularity, and became a person more associated with No Virus than say (Lanka, Cowan, Kaufman, Baileys, Massey, Stone, etc) and only later exposed to be an academic fraud.
I copied the opening sequence somewhat of the original show, the 1960s US TV series “Get Smart” (opening sequence of successive opening doors), which was burned into our brains as children:
…and the fabulous cover of the them song by Melbourne Ska Orchestra - Get Smart (Official FULL Version). What a banger performance!!! Bravo!
I think this video is fan-fxcking tastic. I LOVE this!!
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This could be one of the best things I’ve ever made, especially when you consider my personal involvement in the content, e.g., Charles Kovess, moderator for Medical Doctors for COVID Ethics, telling me to “F*cking ignore the truth!”, and Kevin Corbett, “It’s just not productive.” Wow.
People will be astonished to know what I lived through in 2023.
I guess it’s up to me to make it a teaching moment.
(more coming soon about this, and a BH health update)
The point of this video is to underscore this:
People (e.g., Charles Kovess, moderator of Medical Doctors for Covid Ethics) call me a “No Virus Radical” — I call myself this! So It’s true.
BUT— to focus EXCLUSIVELY on “the virus” seems like I am not being heard.
“The Virus” is just Door #1 to a series of show stoppers which prove that CON-VID was a FAKE pandemic from the beginning:
👉No new, unique, and defining SYNDROME… No new unique or defining clinical expression. No Symptom or Symptoms which are pathognomic (indicative) of COVID. — THIS IS STEP ZERO!
👉No Rigorous Etiology, including a search for a TOXIC cause
👉No suspect pathogen isolated — NO VIRUS!
👉No Proof that the missing, absent, CGI pathogen CAUSES the Non-Distinguishing Syndrome (what a JOKE this all is, if you only describe it correctly!)
👉No Differential Diagnosis. See:
…which means the Bottom Line is…
YES, “the virus” (fake) is probably the most important to thing to look at. Because here is the calculus:
Fighting Lockdowns, or Masks, or Clotshots, WHILE PROMOTING the fake virus / fake disease / fake pandemic narrative is IMHO doomed to failure. We must address the NARRATIVE Root Causes to solve the problem.
This was one of the main themes of the teachings of the Late Great Debbie Lusignan, aka, “Nurse Rose”, (aka Sane Progressive, and many other aliases). my genius muse, Rest in Peace.
4: Paid to be Dumb
(feat. Whitney Webb, Ryan Christian, Derrick Broze)
Just some clips of some famous social media influencers AVOIDING “the virus” question. (but whom are perfectly willing to talk on-and-on about viruses!!!)
Oh, and BTW, all have connections to CHD. My source tells me Whitney Webb has been paid tens of thousands of dollars. CHD also promotes Last American Vagabond (Ryan Christian). I asked Derrick Broze if he was paid by CHD and he REFUSED TO ANSWER!
Video Source: https://theconsciousresistance.com/virus-divides/
5: Laughing Spanish Guy does CON-VID
Using one of the most popular memes of all time, the “Laughing Spanish Guy”, which people added their own subtitles as I have done (similar to what happened with “Downfall”).
RIP El Risistas! (Juan Joya Borja)
https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/29/el-risitas-dead-viral-laughing-spanish-guy-star-dies-aged-65-14491988/
I created this after the Twitter Space with Tom Cowan, which was really painful to endure, due to tech issues, and being disrupted by “Sense Strand” (Thomas Baldwin). He’s kind of notorious for crashing #NoVIrus Twitter spaces through a variety of sock-puppet accounts:
I threw in a zinger to CHD too, esp. for their support of Ivermectin.
Yes, this is a parody graphic.
No, this is not a real bottle of “Flintstone’s Ivermectin”, although this is so insane, I don’t doubt something like this is coming next!
My prior articles on Ivermectin, one of the most toxic chemicals known to man:
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2:
6: Overheard at a VPAC* convention:
(*VPAC: Virus Pushers Against Clotshots)
As you may know, I maintain the Virus Pushers Against Clotshots list. This is a list of gatekeepers (principally, RFK Jr, Del Bigtree, Steve Kirsch, Tess Lawrie, etc) who make sure that “The Virus” discussion never hits the mainstream news, or in our courtrooms. These people are IMHO public enemy #1.
I’m the guy on cymbals who plays a crash every time someone says “virus”…
7: Nick Hudson: Fartman
(feat. a shoutout at the end to my beloved mentor, the Late Great Debbie Rose Lusignan, whom I miss terribly, Rest in Peace.)
This one was fun. I log a LOT of videos from VPACs. It’s tedious and DULL and probably lowers my IQ.
So when I caught Nick Hudson, director of PANData, claiming that COVID was spread by farting, I just had to make this!!
I’ve been tracking South African Nick Hudson and his org PANData since early 2021. Lots of people in the so-called Anti-vax and Health Freedom communities (inc. some prominent No Virus people!) treat Nick Hudson like he’s some kind of COVID hero, coddling him, and platforming him, and giving him ZERO pushback on his nonsense:
… which I do not understand at all!!! Have these people not read any of the position papers published at Pandata???
Nick Hudson has been pushing fake viruses FROM THE BEGINNING!
He and his organization Pandata only oppose SOME (but not all) of the so-called countermeasures, making them the South African equivalent to the Great Barrington Declaration:
"The VIRUS is REAL!
The Pandemic is REAL!
But lockdowns are BAD!
(…or maybe…)
Clotshots are Bad!”
etc.
OMFG 🤷🤦.
Here’s just one example. Check the highlighted text to see how often they unquestioningly push the official virus/disease/pandemic narrative:
https://pandata.org/protocol-for-reopening-society/
Even worse! He occasionally goes on long twitter rants where he attacks the “bleating”, divisive, No Virus people! who are clearly “on the spectrum” and “departed from reality” for demanding THE MOST FUCKING BASIC FACTS OF CON-VID to be acknowledged, e.g., that there never was any virus, that viruses are not vectors of disease, that SARS-CoV-2 does not exist, that NO VIRUS has been proven to exist, that virology is rooted in fraud, that PEOPLE are not vectors of disease
So, when I get an opportunity to expose a Virus Pusher like Nick Hudson, who PRETENDS to be opposition to the official narrative, but who in fact PROMOTES it, I will take it!
I see NO POSSIBLE BENEFIT to coddling these people, like Nick Hudson, the epitome of Virus Pusher Against Clotshots. It’s the DUMBEST thing ever.
OK, That’s it for the videos!
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Personal Commentary
Hi friends, as you have probably noticed, I haven’t been publishing any content for a few months. There is a very good reason for this, which I will get into in my next post.
On a personal note, some of you know I have lived in poverty since I left my last corporate job in 2017. I worked 2x p/t jobs during part of this time, but neither was enough to pay all of my expenses. So I have done public service work (as I have done for 25+ years), and lived off whatever donations I could raise.
Presently, for the last 4.5 years, I have lived in an apartment that is about the size of a large closet: ~200 sq feet. I try not to complain, and I am grateful for what I have.
I lived on nearly $0 income for most of the time post-CON-VID. I relied upon the local food pantry, and went for a full year w/o paying my rent. I often did not have enough money to do my laundry, let alone purchase food.
I have suffered the almost non-stop threat of eviction since 2020. It is only by the grace of God (and my donors and my amazing landlord) that I am not living on the streets today.
While 2023 was probably one of the worst years of my life, beginning with the death of my friend and CON-VID mentor Debbie Lusignan, who committed suicide Dec 9, 2022. Everything went downhill from there.
The one piece of Good News is that some of my retirement funds finally came through. So I am, for the time being, secure in my basic living expenses.
(I am still paying my landlord back, and will not be back to my normal rent until April 2024).
Since 2020, I KNEW that I had to do something about CON-VID. I had to find a way to devote my talents to exposing the fraud which I could plainly see. But what was my role?
My first big contribution (as urged by Debbie) to create the VPAC list, Virus Pushers Against Clotshots. This is a list of Gatekeepers, like Del Bigtree and RFK Jr, who PRETEND to provide a COVID counter-narrative, but in reality, are promoting the SAME foundational premises as the mainstream, i.e., that
There was a NEW, Unique, and Defining Syndrome that occurred in Wuhan China in Dec 2019
COVID-19 is a real disease
SARS-CoV-2 is a virus which causes COVID-19
Beginning in 2020, and continuing until today, COVID-19 continues to be a Global Pandemic
RECAP:
Mainstream: COVID exists: Lockdowns, Masks, Vaccines and other Countermeasures are necessary.
VPACS: COVID exists: Countermeasures are unnecessary.
Notice what they have in common?
Yep, Fake Viruses are ASSUMED.
IMHO, these Gatekeepers are the BIGGEST REASON why we have not been able to bend the needle of the mainstream narrative. That makes them Public Enemy #1 in my book.
Requests for funding
Friends, I have some NECESSARY expenses which I could use some help with. Due to my medical condition (which I will tell you about in my next post), I am in constant pain.
I REALLY need to replace my one chair (where I sit 10+ hrs per day), and where I sleep.
My little apt came furnished, so I’ve been sleeping on a broken “torture futon” for the last 4.5 years.
I would like to raise $1,000 so that I can purchase a new office chair, and a basic bedframe, mattress and box spring.
I have been in constant physical pain since September.
I cannot laydown and get comfortable.
I cannot get comfortable at my computer.
I have been in the hospital recently, so I know that i can be at greater physical comfort with different furniture.
So maybe if you appreciate my work on CON-VID,
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